(~simul iustus & peccator~) (lovelies) wrote,
(~simul iustus & peccator~)

Gryffindors are ragingly aggressive drama queens who throw themselves off cliffs just for attention, and get away with murder because they're the golden children. Ravenclaws are passive-aggressive snarky assholes. Hufflepuffs are whiny, wishy-washy, and boring. Slytherins are untrustworthy goth-wannabe fucktards who can only whine and wheeze about how hooooorrrribly they get treated wah wah wah. Also, your ship, whatever it is, sucks and is wrong.

Have I covered all four corners of the Housewank yet, or should I go on?
-- shoiryu
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