(~simul iustus & peccator~) (lovelies) wrote,
(~simul iustus & peccator~)
lovelies

Dear fire-alarm,

Stop going off from the shower. A shower is not a fire. Annoying me with false alarms is only assuring that you won't have a battery in you when there's a real fire.

That's what the insurance companies want, isn't it? I knew this was a conspiracy.



Balancing naked and dripping on a stair-chair is not how I like to start my day, kthx.
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