1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next three sentences in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.
"But I want to keep her."
"You're not the boss of me."
Christopher Moore: Lamb, a novel. The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal.
The dialogue is between Joseph and Jesus as a kid, whose just brought a snake he named Sarah into their home. Funny.