|Funniest moment in television history, srsly
||[12 Jun 2005|12:18pm]
GEEK HENCHMAN #1: Hello, it's called knocking.
SPIKE: Knock knock, robot boy. Need you to look at my chip.
GEEK HENCHMAN #2: Is that like, British slang or something? 'Cause we're not--
SPIKE: In my head, the chip in my head.
BOSS OF THE GEEKS: We're kind of in the middle of something.
SPIKE: Well, you can play holodeck another time. Right now, I'm in charge.
BOSS OF THE GEEKS: Yeah, what are you gonna do if we don't especially feel like maybe playing your--
BOBA FETT ACTION FIGURE: *gets grabbed by Spike*
BOSS OF THE GEEKS: What are, wait, what are you doing?!
SPIKE: Examine my chip, or else Mister... Fett here is the first to die.
GEEK HENCHMAN #2: Hey, all right, let's not, let's not do anything crazy here.
GEEK HENCHMAN #1: That's a limited edition, 1979 mint condition Boba Fett!
BOSS OF THE GEEKS: All right, dude ... chill. You can still make it right. You know you don't wanna do this.
SPIKE: What I want ... is answers, nimrod.
BOSS OF THE GEEKS: Right. But you don't wanna hurt the Fett, 'cause man, you're not comin' back from that. You know, you don't just do that and walk away!