June 12th, 2005

Naama: So Emo

Funniest moment in television history, srsly

GEEK HENCHMAN #1: Hello, it's called knocking.

SPIKE: Knock knock, robot boy. Need you to look at my chip.

GEEK HENCHMAN #2: Is that like, British slang or something? 'Cause we're not--

SPIKE: In my head, the chip in my head.

BOSS OF THE GEEKS: We're kind of in the middle of something.

SPIKE: Well, you can play holodeck another time. Right now, I'm in charge.

BOSS OF THE GEEKS: Yeah, what are you gonna do if we don't especially feel like maybe playing your--

BOBA FETT ACTION FIGURE: *gets grabbed by Spike*

BOSS OF THE GEEKS: What are, wait, what are you doing?!

SPIKE: Examine my chip, or else Mister... Fett here is the first to die.

GEEK HENCHMAN #2: Hey, all right, let's not, let's not do anything crazy here.

GEEK HENCHMAN #1: That's a limited edition, 1979 mint condition Boba Fett!

BOSS OF THE GEEKS: All right, dude ... chill. You can still make it right. You know you don't wanna do this.

SPIKE: What I want ... is answers, nimrod.

BOSS OF THE GEEKS: Right. But you don't wanna hurt the Fett, 'cause man, you're not comin' back from that. You know, you don't just do that and walk away!