Jesus fuck, it's dark outside. Goes to show I haven't been awake at this hour for a few weeks
My eye-pressure is flaring up, conveniently, and I've yet to decide whether I want to take my exam doped up or in pain
My boots won't stay up
My countrymen drink more coffee per capita than any other nation in the world, so what does it say when I, who was taught to drink the stuff well before I could even read, think that maybe I drink a little too much?
