It's suspected that I have PVO. I have no idea what that stands for, and even googling it didn't make me any the wiser. What I gathered from her explanation is that my ovaries are missing some sort of dominant bump (cyst?) that would communicate with my brain. I was prescribed progesterone, but it'll be another two weeks until I even get the bloodwork back.
Anyway, seeing myself on ultrasound was a fairly disconcerting experience.